Rob Bell-Nooma Parody
I saw this on a Little Leven.com. This is a very funny parody on Rob Bell's Noomas videos:
"This video spoof entitled "Rob Bell - Oil" may represent the first visible cracks in Bell's 'relevant facade'."
Beware the siren song of Relevance.
Many a minister has found his ministry
shipwrecked upon her craggy rocks.
They pursued the fleeting love
of this deceitful beauty
only to be left for dead.
Beware. Beware."
"This video spoof entitled "Rob Bell - Oil" may represent the first visible cracks in Bell's 'relevant facade'."
Beware the siren song of Relevance.
Many a minister has found his ministry
shipwrecked upon her craggy rocks.
They pursued the fleeting love
of this deceitful beauty
only to be left for dead.
Beware. Beware."
posted by kennyo at 12:51 AM
6 Comments:
Funny, but too long. You got the joke in the first thirty seconds, after that it was just beating a dead horse.
And the awesome thing is Rob Bell would probably laugh at this and think it was funny instead of seeing it as an attack on his "relevant facade" the way some folks do.
"And the awesome thing is Rob Bell would probably laugh at this and think it was funny..."
Amazing how people jump to Rob's defense as he continues to undermine the doctrines of grace with his smug and quiet arrogance.
Rob probably would laugh at this because he probably would miss the point of it much as he does with the perspicuity of Scripture.
Oddly enough Kenny O, for people who embrace mystery and are not sure of what the Bible says, Bell's followers are always so certain they know we're wrong to criticize Rob.
Yeah Ken, too bad Bell uses that smug, quiet arrogance instead of the obnoxious, screeching variety you choose to employ.
What's the matter Patrick, did I pull on your Rob Bell security blanket?
Well, at least you can see Bell's arrogance. You see, there are some of us who aren't going to just sit back while man-loving semi-pelagian apostates attack the Body of Christ while posing as pastors within it.
So I guess I'll have to paraphrase an old saying for you: If you can't stand the "screeching" then you'd best get your easily offended self out of the "kitchen" of discussion with men who are of God. peace. :-)
Patrick,
Ken Silva is not the problem or his method of communicating.
The problem is people like Bell who are leading countless kids away from the true message of the cross.
Rob Bell will have to give account to God one day.
Truth hurts, kids. Screech away.
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